IT’S THE LAST CRAZY KAZOO LADY OF 2017! In this week’s column, I tackle finals, GPA, and lemons.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,How do I survive finals week?Sincerely,I Just Want it to Be Winter Break
- A playlist of songs from the emo years.
- A venti cup of 5 hour energy
- The souls of Freshman (they’re full of protein)
- An equity cot.
- The confidence of a straight cisgender white male in power.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,How do I convince my teacher to raise my grade from an F to an A?Sincerely,Need to Raise that GPA
Hey now, you’re a rock star, get the show on, get paid
And all that glitters is gold
Only shooting stars break the mold.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,The world was a mess in 2017. Can it even be better in 2018?Sincerely,The Future Looks Bleak