Oklahoma United Methodist Hall is an old building and has collected many ghosts over the years. Some of the ghosts are quite elusive, but these four pop up frequently.
Student attends life-changing production but still voices critiques
Horacio McDaniels, music theater freshman, said his life was changed by OCU’s production of Reducible, a modernized version of The Crucible in which the townspeople accuse several women of throwing away recyclable products.
Spring Break refreshes student for about two hours
Dylan Slackmann, sociology senior, flew back to Oklahoma yesterday after spending his spring break in Los Angeles. Like many of his peers, Slackmann said he was suffering from senioritis, but he returned from his break with a tan, a full stomach and a fresh perspective.
Student’s spring break limited to one foreign country
Victor MacGregor, music theater junior, said his parents put a damper on his spring break plans.
OCU student shunned for not going to Empire on her 21st
Several OCU students stopped talking to Lucy Drake, human performance junior, after she decided to go to The Drake at midnight on her birthday, Feb. 22.
10 Lent sacrifices that will improve your OCU experience
Lent began Feb. 14, but it’s not too late to make a sacrifice that will improve your life.
Mother of Olympic prodigy insists son has balanced life
Charlie Perkins, 15 year-old figure skater from Farmington, Connecticut, is the youngest competitor representing the United States at the 2018 Olympics in Pyeongchang, South Korea.
How to break up before Valentine’s Day
The perfect Valentine’s gift is impossible to find, so it’s better to break up and treat yourself instead. Break ups can be tricky, so here are some options.
How to avoid the flu while remaining productive
Flu season continues to rage, taking over 70 lives in Oklahoma, but shutting yourself in your room and skipping class to avoid it is not an option.
Things to do during a government shutdown
The government will reopen from the 2018 government shutdown soon, but here are some ideas of ways students can take advantage of the next one.
How to use OCU resources to keep your resolutions
The college lifestyle makes some resolutions difficult, but OCU students have all the resources they need, if they look closely enough.
Santa Claus comments on the news
Santa Claus may be secluded up in the North Pole for most of the year, but he stays up to date with the news across the world. Here are his thoughts on recent events.
Creepy Uncle Buck comments on the news
Uncle Buck doesn’t have a job, but he loves discussing politics and slightly uncomfortable topics the Thanksgiving dinner table.
Gary the Ghost comments on the news
Gary the Ghost is a world-renowned Halloween icon and news expert.
Mick the pizza delivery boy comments on the news
Mick, the 20-year-old Domino’s pizza boy, works the night delivery shift and lives in his parents’ basement by day. Here are the opinions he has to share.
Stacy the eyebrow model comments on the news
Stacy Smith-Jones has been modeling her eyebrows since she moved in with her boyfriend, Chad, an eyebrow sculptor, best known for tackling Kardashian unibrows.
Travis the Payless shoe salesman comments on the news
Travis the Payless shoe salesman has twin Pomeranians named Darcy and Davis. In his free time, he enjoys sitting in saunas, watching sailboats and brewing tea.
Richie the ruffian comments on the latest news
Richie the ruffian is a little punk from Nichols Hills who enjoys video games, anime, pizza, and terrorizing his exhausted mother, Phylis.
Guest news personality: Granny Perkins
Granny Perkins lives a simple life in her cozy Wisconsin cottage. Here are her thoughts on this week’s stories.
News according to Hillari the suburban mom
Hillari Miller, vegan suburban mom and part-time yoga instructor, leads a busy life but prides herself in her ability to keep up with the current news.
Sybil Tubb reports the latest tales goin’ round the wagon train
Sybil Tubb, a 19th century reporter from the Pioneer Enquirer, brings the most recent news to breeding grounds near you.
11 types of incoming freshmen
As OCU welcomes a new class of freshmen to campus, officials emphasize that students are individuals. However, most freshmen fit into specific groups.
10 death week distractions
Even with the rapidly approaching final papers, projects and exams, students manage to find time to procrastinate due to a number of distractions.
10 ways to save/make money this summer
There’s one thing almost all college kids have in common: they’re broke. Here are some ways to prevent going further down the pit of debt.
10 ways to replace self-abuse with hardcore self-love
Sometimes, you feel shitty about yourself. That’s not productive, so here are some ways to stop your self-abuse.
13 terrible OCU jokes
Q: Why couldn’t the theatre students read their new play?
A: Cause they hadn’t taken it Out of the Box!
