Something strange is afoot.
Opinion: Columnist reports reacting strangely to COVID-19
Columnist Francesca Iacovacci describes her experience with COVID-19 and a satirical discovery of a new symptom of the disease.
Students review 2020, give it one, two stars of five
Students have taken to Yelp to provide a review of the year 2020 because this year has been one for the books.
Opinion: Ms. Marty Pants, a Bad Advice Column – Sept. 23
Ms. Marty Pants advises students on keeping their masks cool, fearing class, and staying in touch with friends.
Life feature: Investigation into the theft and recovery of a mannequin
On the evening of Aug. 10, a dear mannequin and friend was kidnapped.
Opinion: Ms. Marty Pants, a Bad Advice Column – Sept. 2
Ms. Marty Pants advises students on pets, finding seating on campus, and how to really show your emotions through a mask.
Opinion: Ms. Marty Pants, a Bad Advice Column – Aug. 19
In her grand return, Ms. Marty gives students advice on facial hair, snacking, and mask etiquette.
Ms. Marty Pants is an expert on life and loves to give back to the community with her acclaimed problem-solving skills. Email any questions to Ms. Pants’s secretary at fiacovacci@my.okcu.edu.
Opinion: Ms. Marty Pants, a bad advice column – May 6
Ms. Marty Pants gives students advice on distraction, motivation, and online graduation.
Opinion: Ms. Marty Pants, a bad advice column – Apr. 29
Ms. Marty Pants advises students on going outside, crushes, and screen usage.
Opinion: Ms. Marty Pants, a bad advice column – Apr. 22
Ms. Marty Pants advises students on social distancing, rent, and the archaic notion of “pants.”
Opinion: Dear Ms. Marty Pants, a bad advice column – 4/8
Ms. Marty Pants advises students on senior recitals, picking movies, and okie shame.
Opinion: Ms. Marty Pants, a bad advice column – 4/1
Ms. Marty Pants advises students on time zones, staying positive, and not getting bored in quarantine!
Opinion: OCU’s painted grass responds to students’ petty complaints
The painted grass has something it would like to say to all the complainers on campus.
Opinion: Ms. Marty Pants, a bad advice column – March 11
Ms. Marty Pants advises students on Spring Break, Spring Repair, and St. Patty’s day plans.
Ms. Marty Pants is an expert on life and loves to give back to the community with her acclaimed problem-solving skills. Email any questions to Ms. Pants’s secretary at fiacovacci@my.okcu.edu.
Opinion: Ms. Marty Pants, a bad advice column – March. 4
Ms. Marty Pants advises students on study abroad cancellations, unrequited feelings, and relationships.
Ms. Marty Pants is an expert on life and loves to give back to the community with her acclaimed problem-solving skills. Email any questions to Ms. Pants’s secretary at fiacovacci@my.okcu.edu.
Opinion: Ms. Marty Pants, a bad advice column – Feb. 26
Ms. Marty Pants advises students on civics, cancelling school, and recovering from sickness.
Ms. Marty Pants is an expert on life and loves to give back to the community with her acclaimed problem-solving skills. Email any questions to Ms. Pants’s secretary at fiacovacci@my.okcu.edu.
Opinion: Ms. Marty Pants, a bad advice column – Feb. 19
Ms. Marty Pants advises students on cleaning, working out and the impending fear of loneliness.
Ms. Marty Pants is an expert on life and loves to give back to the community with her acclaimed problem-solving skills. Email any questions to Ms. Pants’s secretary at fiacovacci@my.okcu.edu.
Opinion: Ms. Marty Pants, a bad advice column – Feb. 12
Ms. Marty Pants advises students on Valentine’s Day, whether they’re single, hopeful or in a relationship.
Ms. Marty Pants is an expert on life and loves to give back to the community with her acclaimed problem-solving skills. Email any questions to Ms. Pants’s secretary at fiacovacci@my.okcu.edu.
Opinion: Ms. Marty Pants, a bad advice column – Feb. 5
Ms. Marty Pants advises students on voice recitals, confrontation, and the Coronavirus.
Ms. Marty Pants is an expert on life and loves to give back to the community with her acclaimed problem-solving skills. Email any questions to Ms. Pants’s secretary at fiacovacci@my.okcu.edu.
Opinion: Ms. Marty Pants, a bad advice column – Jan. 29
Ms. Marty Pants advises students on internet fame, summer stock, and WiFi outages.
Ms. Marty Pants is an expert on life and loves to give back to the community with her acclaimed problem-solving skills. Email any questions to Ms. Pants’s secretary at fiacovacci@my.okcu.edu.
Opinion: Ms. Marty Pants, a bad advice column – Jan. 22
Ms. Marty Pants gives students advice on surviving the cold, protecting their laundry, and getting a date for Valentine’s.
Ms. Marty Pants is an expert on life and loves to give back to the community with her acclaimed problem-solving skills. Email any questions to Ms. Pants’s secretary at fiacovacci@my.okcu.edu.
Opinion: Ms. Marty Pants, a bad advice column – Jan. 15
Ms. Marty Pants offers students advice on New Year’s resolutions, shopping habits, and dating routines.
Opinion: Ms. Marty Pants, a bad advice column – Dec. 4
Ms. Marty Pants advises students on dance weigh-ins, gift giving and finals papers.
Ms. Marty Pants is an expert on life and loves to give back to the community with her acclaimed problem-solving skills. Email any questions to Ms. Pants’s secretary at fiacovacci@my.okcu.edu.
Opinion: Ms. Marty Pants, a bad advice column – Nov. 13
Ms. Marty Pants advises students on seeing opera, parking, and how to avoid getting others sick.
Ms. Marty Pants is an expert on life and loves to give back to the community with her acclaimed problem-solving skills. Email any questions to Ms. Pants’s secretary at fiacovacci@my.okcu.edu.
Opinion: Ms. Marty Pants, a Bad Advice Column – Nov. 6
Ms. Marty Pants advises students on a pesky caffeine addiction, recycling, and adopting wildlife.
Ms. Marty Pants is an expert on life and loves to give back to the community with her acclaimed problem-solving skills. Email any questions to Ms. Pants’s secretary at fiacovacci@my.okcu.edu.
Opinion: Ms. Marty Pants: A Bad Advice Column – Oct. 23
Ms. Marty Pants advises students on fish as pets, social life, and possible things adults do.
Ms. Marty Pants is an expert on life and loves to give back to the community with her acclaimed problem-solving skills. Email any questions to Ms. Pants’s secretary at fiacovacci@my.okcu.edu.
