Hillari Miller, vegan suburban mom and part-time yoga instructor, leads a busy life but prides herself in her ability to keep up with the current news.
Sybil Tubb reports the latest tales goin’ round the wagon train
Sybil Tubb, a 19th century reporter from the Pioneer Enquirer, brings the most recent news to breeding grounds near you.
11 types of incoming freshmen
As OCU welcomes a new class of freshmen to campus, officials emphasize that students are individuals. However, most freshmen fit into specific groups.
10 death week distractions
Even with the rapidly approaching final papers, projects and exams, students manage to find time to procrastinate due to a number of distractions.
10 ways to save/make money this summer
There’s one thing almost all college kids have in common: they’re broke. Here are some ways to prevent going further down the pit of debt.
10 ways to replace self-abuse with hardcore self-love
Sometimes, you feel shitty about yourself. That’s not productive, so here are some ways to stop your self-abuse.
13 terrible OCU jokes
Q: Why couldn’t the theatre students read their new play?
A: Cause they hadn’t taken it Out of the Box!
10 first message suggestions for dating apps
The first message on a dating app can tell a lot about a person, and the wrong first impression can send dates running. Here are ten suggestions for the perfect first line.
Professor uses obscene amount of fonts on presentation
Dr. Jorge Washington, history professor, claims that his use of multiple fonts helps students soak up knowledge from his PowerPoint presentations.
Signs that prove it’s time for Spring Break
If you identify with any of he following symptoms, you too have fallen victim to this spring (break) fever.
12 OCU-inspired Oscar-winning movies
OCU may be more famous for producing Tony Award-winning performers, but several Oscar-winning movies have plots inspired by the OCU campus.
10 signs you’re dating a pud
There is a recurring societal trend in which a young, lovely, talented person marries a pud (someone with less personality than a potato).
8 advantages to being single, according to famous people
While many pears are fretting over Valentine’s Day plans, we single folks can lay back and appreciate the lack of pressure to be romantic.
BREAKING NEWS: Student discovers that Tom Brady is an OCU grad
“I had never heard of him before, but I knew I had seen his face somewhere,” Bergman said. “I realized he was the guy from that Intel commercial.”
Student grows attached to bedbugs in dorm
“I admit I was repulsed by the bedbugs at first, but my feelings changed over the month I spent with them,” Jenkins said.
Obama spends first day without POTUS duties stuck at DMV
“Seatbelts are for losers and whippersnappers,” said Darryl McAlester, DMV driving instructor. “Everyone knows that. It’s an alternative fact.”
Area woman creates insane requirements for scholarship
“Don’t get me wrong – I appreciate any scholarship I can get, but it seemed like a lot for $50.”
Student stuck in Costa Rica, sad to miss syllabus day
John Smith, business senior, spent his Christmas break vacationing in Costa Rica and is still there, due to a flight cancellation.
13 #relatable pictures from movies I haven’t seen
Nobody has time to watch all of these new movies, but we can relate to these photos from them. I added my own captions.
10 end-of-the-semester scenarios told in emojis
Students will use several different methods to make it through this week and finish this insane semester. Here are some illustrated death week stories.
10 Cyber Monday must-haves
Here are some hidden Cyber Monday gems that I feel empowered to expose to the public.
11 ways to survive Thanksgiving break
No one looks forward to discussing their future, romantic life, or political views with nosy relatives. Here are some ideas to make this Thanksgiving bearable.
15 things the election will not change
Students expressed concern about the changes America will experience with the new president. Change is inevitable, but we can count on these to stay the same:
12 ways millennials are ruining the world
I created a list of claims I’ve heard against millennials and OCU students and backed them up with pictures.
13 OCU-inspired scary short stories
Everybody knows some typical Halloween tales. The following short stories don’t involve monsters or graveyards, but I’d argue that they are just as scary.
15 Miss OCU pageant talent suggestions
If you’re going to compete in a pageant, don’t be afraid to choose a talent that deviates from the norm. I’m no pageant expert, but here are some ideas.
