Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
I have no plans for Spring break and a bunch of free time. How should I spend it?
Sincerely, stuck on campus
Dear stuck on campus,
Everybody loves Spring break, but nobody likes Spring repair. If you find yourself with a lot of free time, use it to give back to your community and help fix all the springs everyone’s breaking!
Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
I want to go out and celebrate on St. Patty’s day, but I have to sing in a masterclass the next morning. Should I do it anyways?
Sincerely, bad acid reflux
Dear bad acid reflux,
I see your dilemma. St. Patrick’s Day only happens once a year, so my advice is to celebrate anyways! Then, choose a song for the masterclass where it can be a character choice to be really tired and phlegmy. Everyone will just think you’re a great actor!
Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
How do I get a Spring Break body in 2 days?
Sincerely, desperate student
Dear desperate student,
Any body is a Spring break body if it is, in fact, Spring break! If you don’t like that answer, I’m sure there are plenty of crazy and intense diets and exercises that promise results in a very short amount of time. Those usually work! :)
Sincerely, Ms. Marty Pants
Ms. Marty Pants is an expert on life and loves to give back to the community with her acclaimed problem-solving skills. Email any questions to Ms. Pants’s secretary at fiacovacci@my.okcu.edu.
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