Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
Do you have any advice on keeping your room clean? My room is a mess and I feel like I never have time to clean it.
Sincerely, can’t see the floor
Dear can’t see the floor,
If you want to make sure you’re consistently keeping your room clean, I suggest getting a pet tarantula; you’ll want to know where that sucker is! Just make sure you get it approved as an emotional support animal, and you should be set!
Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
My New Year’s resolution was to work out more. I started the year off really strong but now I’m not going to the gym as often. Any advice to keep up the motivation?
Sincerely, hates cardio
Dear hates cardio,
My advice is to join an exercise studio where you have to schedule your classes in advance. It will motivate you to always go because studios usually charge you if you cancel at the last minute or don’t show up! The more expensive the studio, the higher your motivation will be to not miss your class!
Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
My roommates are all planning to live without me next semester and I can’t think of anyone to room with. What should I do?
Sincerely, worried student
Dear worried student,
If you can’t think of anyone to room with, just apply to be an RA! That way, living by yourself will look like a cool and responsible decision instead of a lonely last resort.
Sincerely, Ms. Marty Pants.
Ms. Marty Pants is an expert on life and loves to give back to the community with her acclaimed problem-solving skills. Email any questions to Ms. Pants’s secretary at fiacovacci@my.okcu.edu.
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