Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
There are too many junior recitals this month. I want to support all of my friends but I’m having trouble keeping track of all of them! Any advice?
Sincerely, no stranger to small rehearsal hall
Dear no stranger to small rehearsal hall,
Ah, yes it’s that time of year again. Happy #NoBeltNovember everyone! It’s very important to support your friends and their hard work, but I totally understand the scheduling overload. Sometimes there are over four recitals in one day! My advice is to just camp out in the Wanda practice rooms on the weekends so you don’t miss anything!
Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
My suitemate won’t stop trying to sell me Arbonne. What should I do?
Sincerely, not interested
Dear not interested,
Simple! Next time they try to tell you about their business, just say you already learned about pyramids and all their schemes in geometry! If that doesn’t work, I’d suggest moving out.
Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
I’ve used all my absences this semester to sleep-in and actually have to go to all of my classes now. What should I do?
Sincerely, sleepy student
Dear sleepy student,
Well, you should probably go to your classes since you’re already paying to attend them. For the future though, it might behoove you to propose a bill to the senate where students will only have to pay the percentage of tuition for the amount of classes they want to attend. That way, you won’t be wasting your money when you skip class!
Sincerely, Ms. Marty Pants
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