In this week’s column, I tackle decision making, presidency and colonialism.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
How do I get better at making decisions?
Sincerely,
Indecisive
Dear Indecisive,
I only rely on one thing to help with decisions…
The Magic 8 ball.
It has helped me with every difficult decision; the decision to pursue acting, the decision to write this column, the decision to date my— wait…
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
How do I stay up past midnight?
Sincerely,
Getting Through Tech
Dear Getting Through Tech,
I find that all of the things that help me stay awake start with “co”:
- Coffee
- Cookies
- Collars
- Cocaine
- Colonialism
Soda is also okay.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
Who is your ideal president?
Sincerely,
Conflicted
Dear Conflicted,
My ideal candidate is loyal, kind, is always happy to see me, fluffy, shorter than me and walks on four legs. A dog.
My ideal candidate is a dog.
However, there are no dogs running for president, so I recommend Jordan Tarter. She’s cool.
Crazy Kazoo Lady has life experience and is ready to share it with the world. She’ll answer your questions and give you advice on everyday problems. Email any questions to chawthorne@my.okcu.edu.
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