In this week’s column, I tackle spring break, midterms and bananas.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
Any tips on how to spend Spring Break?
Sincerely,
SPPRRRIIINNNNGGGGG BBRRRRREEEEAAAAKKKKKKK
Dear SPRRRIIIINNNGGGGGG BRRREEEAAAAKKKKK,
Most people either spend their time partying or going to Miami. However, that is too unoriginal. Where should you spend your week off?
Buford, Wyoming, the world’s smallest town, population 1 person.
Go ahead and explore the gas station nearby. Get some Fritos.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
How do I survive my methods of scientific inquiry midterm?
Sincerely,
Not Scientific
Dear Not Scientific,
Well, science is all about asking questions, right? So you should be asking your professor a lot of questions in order to pass your midterm.
Example of a potential question:
- Why do people think Crocs are okay?
- Why do printers smell fear?
- Why is everyone in Oklahoma so obese?
- Why do we have to go through more steps to obtain Tide Pods than to obtain guns?
- What are the answers to this test?
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
Is it okay to sodomize someone with a banana?
Sincerely,
Someone Actually Sent in This Question, I Am Not Making This Up
Dear Someone Actually Sent in This Question, I Am Not Making This Up,
As long as its consensual, who am I to kink shame you?
Crazy Kazoo Lady has life experience and is ready to share it with the world. She’ll answer your questions and give you advice on everyday problems. Email any questions to chawthorne@my.okcu.edu.
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