In this week’s column, I discuss insecurity, poverty and my personality.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
Why does it seem like everyone in the arts program is more talented than me?
Sincerely,
Insecure
Dear Insecure,
Because we’re at a gosh darn school where everyone and their dog is talented. Everyone can sing, everyone can act, no one can dance (except for the people in Ann Lacy).
My advice… find another talent outside of your major. I found that mine is spreading negativity everywhere I go.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
How do I make money?
Sincerely,
Broke as heck
Dear Broke as Heck,
Many people on campus seem to be starting their own businesses. Everyone is either selling make up, or becoming a photographer.
So you need to form your own business in order to keep up with this stuff.
Things to potentially sell:
- Toe nail clippings
- The chicken from the caf
- The free stuff we get during Stars Week
- Your basic piano skills
- Your soul
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
What’s your weapon of choice?
Sincerely,
Fight the Power
Dear Fight the Power,
My personality.
Crazy Kazoo Lady has life experience and is ready to share it with the world. She’ll answer your questions and give you advice on everyday problems. Email any questions to chawthorne@my.okcu.edu.
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