In this week’s column, I tackle exercise, exes, and Satan.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
Any advice on how to get into shape?
Sincerely,
Wanting the Broadway Bod
Dear Wanting the Broadway Bod,
Here’s a few shapes you can try to morph your body into:
- A circle
- A square
- A hexagon
- An octagon
- Or, just like Ed Sheeran said, you can be “in love with the shape of you”. That shape for me is a triangle (the shape of pizza).
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
I had a dream about my ex, who I haven’t seen in a while, but I used to care about. What does it mean? Should I ask him back into my life?
Sincerely,
Is it a Sign?
Dear is it a Sign?
First, at a school like OCU, where many people have “needs”, if you know what I mean, it seems like a good idea to get back with your ex.
However, the person sending those dreams to you?
It’s Satan. Don’t listen to Satan.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
How do I survive the ice rain?
Sincerely,
What is This?
Dear What is This?
Well, as a person who was born and raised in California, this is how I was taught to handle the cold:
Hide. Never leave your apartment. The apocalypse is on us.
Crazy Kazoo Lady has life experience and is ready to share it with the world. She’ll answer your questions and give you advice on everyday problems. Email any questions to chawthorne@my.okcu.edu.
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