10 potential presidential candidates for OCU

11/13/2017 by Sage Tokach Leave a Comment

A search for President Henry’s replacement is underway. Candidates have not been announced, but here are 10 qualities we’re looking for and 10 potential candidates that have them. Any of the following choices would be perfect for the OCU presidency.

1. Connections in the community
Russell Westbrook

2. Charisma that appeals to the student body
Kristen Chenoweth

3. Money management skills
Steve Carell

4. Ideals that align with the Methodist Church
Christopher Walken

5. Willingness to take responsibility for mistakes
Lance Armstrong

6. Transparency
Casper the Friendly Ghost

7. Ability to listen to students without shutting them down
Judge Judy

8. Sense of humor
John Mulaney

9. Ability to speak eloquently in public
Delilah Rene

10. Not too successful that they’ll be stolen away
Joe Biden

Comment below with more presidential candidate suggestions.

About Sage Tokach

Sage Tokach is an acting and directing senior, working as the associate editor for Student Publications. She is a member of OCU Improv, Out of the Box, Alpha Psi Omega, The Matriarchy, the Honors Program, and Phi Mu. She also founded Play Club and invites everyone to come read hip new plays every Thursday night. Sage prefers to be outside at all times and extends an invitation to anyone who wants to camp, hike, or backpack with her. Sage’s favorite part about working for Stu Pub is the wide range of interesting people she gets to meet, both on staff and during interviews.