Valentine’s Day has passed, and you missed the chance to tell your secret love how you truly feel! Never fear. After completing this list, your soulmate will surely be falling head over heels.
1. Print 53 photos of their face (24 stolen off of social media, 29 taken secretly with your camera), and plaster the pictures on the ground, leading a path to your room.
2. Follow them around all day, flirtatiously throwing corn kernels at their head.
3. Make them a patchwork quilt out of duct tape.
4. Wear your clothes inside out and wear guitars as shoes, to show that you’re quirky and fun.
5. Give them a 3-D calendar of your faces collaged together.
6. Make out with a professor to make them jealous.
7. Write a fan fiction anime story about your potential love life, in a language you made up exclusively for them.
8. Make them a homemade stuffed animal by stuffing roadkill with cotton.
9. Sculpt a statue of your future embrace out of instant potatoes and spit.
10. Dip yourself in chocolate and lay in their bed.
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