Hello everyone! I, Ms. Marty Pants, am graduating this May, which means the time has come for my last great advice column (I don’t know who keeps calling it ‘bad’?!) here at OCU. I’d like to thank all my fans from the bottom of my heart for reading and laughing with me throughout the years, as well as for sending in fun questions to answer! So, without further ado…here we go!
“Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
The entire senior class is getting a hundred ‘reply all’ emails on a graduation email chain. How do I make it stop?
Sincerely, I Don’t Know How To Mute Emails”
Dear I Don’t Know How To Mute Emails,
I was also receiving those emails, but honestly, I was just happy to be included. It’s nice to be part of something :)
“Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
What do I do if I can’t find a job after graduation?
Sincerely, Liberal Arts Student”
Dear Liberal Arts Student,
Just go to grad school; there’s no problem a hundred thousand dollars of debt won’t fix!
“Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
We’ll miss you so much! What’s next for you?
Sincerely, Your Number One Fan”
Dear Number One Fan,
That’s so sweet! I will be moving to New York City and seeing where that takes me! I will always remember my time at OCU with fond memories, but for now, it’s time to move on to bigger britches.
Sincerely, Ms. Marty Pants.
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