“Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
How do I show my love and affection in a socially distanced way?
Sincerely, Masked Valentine”
Dear Masked Valentine,
Great question! While it’s important to be socially distant, you don’t want your Valentine to think you’re emotionally distant as well. To show them your commitment, my advice is to go ahead and propose over Zoom on your first date!
“Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
How do my girlfriend and I spice it up this Valentine’s Day?
Sincerely, Bored Valentine”
Dear Bored Valentine,
My favorite spices are cinnamon and nutmeg if you want something sweet, or garlic powder, turmeric and ginger if you’re in the mood for something savory. You can find them all at your local grocery store. A baking date sounds so cute. Have fun you guys!
“Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
How many Valentine’s cards do I have to write to get someone to love me?
Sincerely, Wannabe Valentine”
Dear Wannabe Valentine,
Four.
Sincerely, Ms. Marty Pants.
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