Hello everyone, and welcome back to my advice column! I want to take this chance and re-introduce myself for any new readers. My name is Ms. Marty Pants, and I’d love nothing more than to give advice and help you answer tough questions. I’m an expert on life and love to give back to the community with my acclaimed problem-solving skills. You can send in a question at any time and see it answered here by emailing my wonderful secretary at fiacovacci@my.okcu.edu.
Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
I grew some killer facial hair this summer and I want to show it off, but my mask covers it! What should I do?
Sincerely, Mustache Man
Dear Mustache Man,
Well you definitely have to wear a mask, but that doesn’t mean you can’t show off your facial hair at the same time! My advice is to shave off your mustache and glue it to the outside of your mask! It’s a win-win!
Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
I usually snack in every class. How can I do this with my mask on?
Sincerely, Snacking Student
Dear Snacking Student,
It’s important to wear your mask, but it’s also important to make sure your body is getting the fuel it needs throughout the day. My advice is to sew a pocket on the inside of your mask and keep food in it to nibble on!
Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
How do I wear a mask when I know everyone wants to see my mouth?
Sincerely, Confused Student
Dear Confused Student,
They don’t.
Sincerely, Ms. Marty Pants
Ms. Marty Pants is an expert on life and loves to give back to the community with her acclaimed problem-solving skills. Email any questions to Ms. Pants’s secretary at fiacovacci@my.okcu.edu.
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