Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
I have to give my senior recital in my living room now. Any tips for maintaining high-energy as if it were a real performance?
Sincerely, quarantined music senior
Dear quarantined music senior,
My advice is to try to make it feel as much like an in-person recital as possible! Take awkward water breaks and throw in a few costume changes! You can even create an audience by zooming your friends or lining up your old stuffed animals on the couch!
Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
How do you pick a movie the whole family will like?
Sincerely, student from a big family
Dear student from a big family,
If you can’t find a movie everybody likes, it really isn’t fair for some people to enjoy the movie and not others. If this happens, you should watch a movie everyone will hate, so everyone will feel equally disappointed.
Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
How do you continue to go to school in Oklahoma knowing 19% of the state voted Joe Exotic for Governor only two years ago?
Sincerely, ashamed okie
Dear ashamed okie,
The only way to continue is forward. Look on the bright side; if they voted for him, they’ll vote for anyone! Maybe you can run for Governor too! Even if you don’t know anything about politics, it’s pretty clear you don’t need any experience for government positions these days.
Sincerely, Ms. Marty Pants
Ms. Marty Pants is an expert on life and loves to give back to the community with her acclaimed problem-solving skills. Email any questions to Ms. Pants’s secretary at fiacovacci@my.okcu.edu.
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