Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
I have friends who don’t think their vote matters. What should I tell them?
Sincerely, irritated student
Dear irritated student,
Well, it’s everyone’s civil responsibility to vote, but if you want your vote to matter more, join the electoral college! Better yet, become President and pass a bill to dismantle the electoral college all together! Just an idea haha.
Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
How can I ensure we have another snow day because winter cannot end this soon.
Sincerely, not happy with Punxsutawney Phil
Dear not happy with Punxsutawney Phil,
Snow days are a mindset. My advice is to make an event page on Facebook and convince the whole school classes are cancelled. If every student skips classes, it would probably look really bad on the university’s part, and they’d want to declare it a snow day as to not be embarrassed.
Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
I got the flu and feel the sickest I ever have. Any tips to recover quickly?
Sincerely, didn’t get a flu shot
Dear didn’t get a flu shot, I’m sorry to hear that! My advice is to spend time with other people who have the flu as well, so your germs will cancel each other out!
Sincerely, Ms. Marty Pants
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