Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
What are your best tips for finding a Valentine?
Sincerely, hopeful student
Dear hopeful student,
Don’t worry, I’ve got a fool-proof plan. The OCU Improv team is going to have a show Valentine’s Day. Just go to the show and ask out one of the team’s members afterwards; they always have to say, “yes, and!”
Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
Fun Valentines ideas for single folks? Trying to practice self-love!
Sincerely, single student
Dear single student,
Crying is AMAZING for your skin! :)
Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
How should I celebrate Valentine’s Day with my long-distance boyfriend?
Sincerely, Wi-fi material
Dear Wi-fi material,
How sweet! I suggest you both go to a romantic restaurant in your respective city with your laptops and facetime each other at dinner! Just make sure you go somewhere with Wi-Fi!
Sincerely, Ms. Marty Pants
Ms. Marty Pants is an expert on life and loves to give back to the community with her acclaimed problem-solving skills. Email any questions to Ms. Pants’s secretary at fiacovacci@my.okcu.edu.
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