Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
Should I make a Tik Tok and drop out of school?
Sincerely, E-girl
Dear E-girl,
It’s perfectly possible to be a Tik Tok star and a full time student; just ask music sophomore Dane Drennan, the famous “Tik Tok Tapper!” I think what this campus really needs is a Tik Tok club where Drennan can give pointers about the art form, advice on balancing school and fame, and create a safe environment for group Tik Toks. Try reaching out to him!
Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
How do I book Summer Stock?
Sincerely, aspiring actor
Dear aspiring actor,
Great question! First, you begin by opening an investing account. Then you should set a budget for your stock investment and start investing! Personally, I think it’s a great idea to purchase stock in Summer; it’s a great season!
Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
What should I do to entertain myself when the school WiFi simply stops working?
Sincerely, connection lost
Dear connection lost,
Whenever the WiFi isn’t working, pick up a book or go hang out with your friends! Don’t worry about online homework; it’s technically the university’s fault you couldn’t complete it!
Sincerely, Ms. Marty Pants
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