Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
How do I follow through on my New Year’s resolution? Should I just skip it and pick up a pint of ice cream?
Sincerely, New Year New Me
Dear New Year New Me,
Well, that would depend on what your resolution is. If your resolution is to eat more ice cream, then that would be a great start!
Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
I can’t stop spending money! What do I do?
Sincerely, shopaholic
Dear shopaholic,
According to Benjamin Franklin, “time is money.” If this is true, just volunteer at your desired store and exchange some of your time for whatever you want to buy! I’m sure the cashier will appreciate your help!
Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
I can’t seem to break my dating habits. Every time I go out on a date we start out at Starbucks. We then advance to Target… shopping and browsing and chatting. Then we inevitably end up at my place. Help me break this cycle!
Sincerely, Starbucks gold member
Dear Starbucks gold member,
If you’re feeling stuck in the same routine, go somewhere else to mix it up! Try going to Dunkin’ Donuts, Walmart, and then their place instead!
Sincerely, Ms. Marty Pants
Ms. Marty Pants is an expert on life and loves to give back to the community with her acclaimed problem-solving skills. Email any questions to Ms. Pants’s secretary at fiacovacci@my.okcu.edu.
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