Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
I always fear the dance school weigh-ins but I’m especially not looking forward to this week’s right after Thanksgiving! Any advice?
Sincerely, big fan of mashed potatoes
Dear big fan of mashed potatoes,
Don’t worry about that number on the scale; your weight doesn’t define you! If you’re still worried about meeting ridiculous requirements, just wear your hair in a high bun or tease it up so you appear taller to the scale and lower your BMI!!
Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
I want to get Christmas gifts for my friends before we leave for break, but I always feel like if I get a gift for someone I have to get something for everyone. How do I narrow down my list/not feel bad?
Sincerely, balling on a budget
Dear balling on a budget,
When it comes to holiday cheer, you don’t want to leave anyone out! You have to share the love! I suggest getting grand gifts for absolutely everyone so your friends know how much you appreciate them! You already have thousands in student loans so what’s a little more debt? Money is temporary, but memories are forever!
Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
I have a 10 page paper due during finals week I’ve been ignoring all semester. Now I actually have to get it done and I still don’t know what to write about! Any advice?
Sincerely, student with writer’s block
Dear student with writer’s block,
I think you should meditate on the essay and clear your mind. An idea will come to you sooner or later and if it doesn’t, then you were never meant to write the essay in the first place!
Sincerely, Ms. Marty Pants.
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