Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
I still don’t know what I want to be for Halloween and don’t have time to find a costume! Any last-minute ideas?
Sincerely, procrastinating student
Dear procrastinating student,
If you’re short on time, just make a nametag and be the next OCUPD Chief of Police! Be careful though; there seems to be a new chief every week so people might actually believe you!
Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
I keep forgetting to turn in my student employee timesheets. How do you remember to submit them on time?
Sincerely, forgetful student
Dear forgetful student,
I usually prefer to get paid for the work I do, so that’s motivation enough for me. It also helps that Jan Stovall sends out bi-weekly emails reminding student employees to submit their timesheets. If that’s not enough though, I suggest you reach out to Stovall and ask for daily reminders! I’m sure everyone else wouldn’t mind!
Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
Since Halloween is on a Thursday this year, should I celebrate the weekend before or after?
Sincerely, confused student
Dear confused student,
Both, silly! Your mistake is trying to choose one weekend when the entire month of October is dedicated to Halloween!
Sincerely, Ms. Marty Pants
Ms. Marty Pants is an expert on life and loves to give back to the community with her acclaimed problem-solving skills. Email any questions to Ms. Pants’s secretary at fiacovacci@my.okcu.edu.
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