Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
How do you decide if graduate school is the best decision for you?
Sincerely, already in debt
Dear already in debt,
I’d say any option that can postpone becoming an adult and living in the real world is priceless. Furthering one’s education is always beneficial but not always right for everyone. It’s comforting to know, no matter your decision, you’ll probably start your career working as an unpaid intern either way!
Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
How do you keep your social life from overtaking focus on your own, personal life?
Sincerely, extroverted student
Dear extroverted student,
If your social life is distracting you from your responsibilities, then just stop multi-tasking! Either stop having a social life or ignore all your responsibilities!
Dear Ms. Marty Pants,
My fish keeps eating its other fishy friends. What do I do?
Sincerely, helpless fish mom
Dear helpless fish mom,
Oh no! Sounds like there’s a kriller on the loose! The only logical solution is to overfeed the fish so the culprit won’t be hungry enough to eat his friends. If that doesn’t work, it’s just survival of the finnest at that point!
Sincerely, Ms. Marty Pants
Ms. Marty Pants is an expert on life and loves to give back to the community with her acclaimed problem-solving skills. Email any questions to Ms. Pants’s secretary at fiacovacci@my.okcu.edu.
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