In this week’s column, I’ll be discussing spring cleaning, inspiration and Riverdale.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
What do I do when I need inspiration?
Sincerely,
Uninspired
Dear Uninspired,
It can be very difficult to find inspiration, especially since we’re all exhausted from this motherf*^king semester.
The main thing that brings me inspiration is listening to “Take me Home, Country Road” by John Denver because I delight in the fact that a man whose last name is Denver is singing about West Virginia.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
What do I do to start spring cleaning?
Sincerely,
Spring is in Bloom and so is my Room
Dear Spring is in Bloom and so is my Room,
You see, it can be very difficult to find the motivation to clean, especially since the seasonal depression has ended and our regular depression has returned.
Here is a lip of steps you can take:
1. Put things into piles.
2. Wash your dishes.
3. See a bug.
4. Panic.
5. Burn your apartment down.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
What do I do to take a few moments for myself?
Sincerely,
(Internal Scream)
Dear (Internal Scream),
Watch compilations of bad Riverdale writing. It’s the only thing that brings me joy in this cruel world we live in.
Crazy Kazoo Lady has life experience and is ready to share it with the world. She’ll answer your questions and give you advice on everyday problems. Email any questions to chawthorne@my.okcu.edu.
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