Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
My parents want me to go home for Easter break, but I’d rather stay here and work on my capstone. What should I do?
Sincerely,
Easter Egg
Dear Easter Egg,
Tell your parents that your Easter will be really “scrambled,” and it won’t go “over-easy” if you don’t do your capstone. To keep it “sunny-side up,” you need to stay on campus, or you’ll get too “poached.”
Egg them on.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
What do you do when you have feelings for someone studying abroad?
Sincerely,
HSBGIUFSHGIOWGBVIO JVKFDJGIRUP0GUHWRBHOSBH
Dear Whatever,
Here’s what you do if you like someone in a different country:
1. Drop out of school.
2. Buy a boat (because airfare is expensive).
3. Travel across the Pacific Ocean.
4. Realize that you didn’t bring enough supplies.
5. Die.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
How to I prepare for Avengers: Endgame?
Sincerely,
Avenge the Fallen
Dear Avenge the Fallen,
Make memes.
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