In this week’s column, I tackle make-up, fashion and how to use laundry detergent to attract people.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
How do I do perfect eyeliner?
Sincerely,
I want Wings to Fly
Dear I want Wings to Fly,
I’m a strong believer that Amy Winehouse did not actually aim to have as big of a cat eye as she did.
She just kept trying to fix the wing until it extended to her hairline.
My advice to obtain the perfect wing is to practice it until you realize that achieving winged liner is impossible. Give up, and then go out and tell people that you’ve been crying, which is why your eyeliner looks so bad.
Let out your inner emo.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
I want to get more into clothing. How do I develop my own style?
Sincerely,
Fashion Freak
Dear Fashion Freak,
Here are the steps to develop your own style,
1. Look into fashion magazines.
2. Realize that the “cheap section” of the magazine has items that are over $100.
3. Go to a thrift store.
4. Buy everything.
5. Watch Marie Kondo and then sell it all on “OCU Buy Sell Trade”.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
How do I smell better?
Sincerely,
Need a Better Sense of Smell
Dear Need a Better Sense of Smell,
Bathe in laundry detergent (until you get an infection).
Crazy Kazoo Lady has life experience and is ready to share it with the world. She’ll answer your questions and give you advice on everyday problems. Email any questions to chawthorne@my.okcu.edu.
Leave a Reply