In this week’s column, I will be discussing this insane weather we’ve been having and possibly provide solutions on how to face it.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
Why does the Oklahoman weather keep changing?
Sincerely,
Weathered Out
Dear Weathered Out,
I did a ton of presentations on the water cycle in elementary school, and none of them prepared me for this.
In other words, blame the public school system because they did not teach us about Oklahoma weather changes.
All else fails… blame global warming.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
Any ideas on how to spend a snow day? (I can’t just lie in bed all day)
Sincerely,
Snowed In
Dear Snowed In,
Who says you can’t just lie in bed all day on a snow day? That’s what I do (my parents would be so proud of me).
If you actually want to do things, here’s a list of possible ideas:
1. Eat the snow on the ground (Canadians do it… I think).
2. Create an ice skating show with the stray cats.
3. Search for the abominable snowman.
4. Go to the top of Gold Star Memorial Building and sing “Let it Go” from Frozen.
5. Resort to your old plans and stay in bed.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
The fact that everything has frozen over worries me. I’m worried I’ll slip and embarrass myself. What should I do?
Sincerely,
Slipping and Sliding
Dear Slipping and Sliding,
If you’re going to fall over, at least do it in front of your crush.
It’s a good way to break the ice.
Crazy Kazoo Lady has life experience and is ready to share it with the world. She’ll answer your questions and give you advice on everyday problems. Email any questions to chawthorne@my.okcu.edu.
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