In this week’s column, I tackle dropping out, technology and how freaking cold it 
is outside.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
It’s the time in the semester where I just want to drop out. What should I do?
Sincerely,
Calling it Quits
Dear Calling it Quits,
If you don’t consider dropping out at least once a day, you are lying to yourself. What I suggest is thinking about graduation day. Imagine yourself walking across the stage, in florescent lighting, after waiting for about three hours in a ceremony that no one cares about, and receiving a piece of paper that costs about $60,000.
It’s all worth it… I think…
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
I think technology is taking over my life. I can’t go for a long period of time without looking at my phone. It’s causing me to be too distracted from my work. Any advice?
Sincerely,
Addicted to Android
Dear Addicted to Android,
You see, the reason why we are so addicted to technology is because our brains have been so destroyed from lack of sleep that bright lights are the only things that entertain us these days.
So, here is some advice on how to stop using your phone.
1. Turn it off
2. Put it in another room
3. Bury it
4. Feed it to the homeless cats
5. Pretend it’s a bath bomb and throw it in the tub
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
Why is it so cold outside?
Sincerely,
Freezing to Death
Dear Freezing to Death,
It’s the earth’s punishment for electing Ted Cruz instead of Beto O’Rourke.
Crazy Kazoo Lady has life experience and is ready to share it with the world. She’ll answer your questions and give you advice on everyday problems. Email any questions to chawthorne@my.okcu.edu.
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