IT’S HALLOWEEN, EVERYONE! GET READY FOR A SPOOKY KAZOO COLUMN!
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
Is this school haunted?
Sincerely,
Spooky Boy
Dear Spooky Boy,
Well, we all have to deal with the ghosts of our pasts (the shows we did not get, the people who did not love us, Alvin’s).
If ghosts can explain why my apartment keeps making weird noises, sure, let’s go with it.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
It’s almost Halloween! However, I don’t know what I should go as this year. Any costume ideas?
Sincerely,
Consumed by No Costume
Dear Consumed by No Costume,
Obviously, we all know that Halloween is about making yourself look as hot as possible (this applies to all genders).
If you want to be sexalicious, here are some costume ideas:
- Sexy pirate,
- sexy snail,
- sexy colonel from KFC,
- sexy “Tony the Tiger,” or
- free tuition (sexiness already implied).
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
What is your favorite Halloween candy?
Sincerely,
Candy Crush
Dear Candy Crush,
My favorite candy is the souls of my enemies. Specifically, if they’re covered in caramel.
Crazy Kazoo Lady has life experience and is ready to share it with the world. She’ll answer your questions and give you advice on everyday problems. Email any questions to chawthorne@my.okcu.edu.
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