In this week’s column, we will be discussing how this school is literally falling apart.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
How do we keep dogs from pooping in United Methodist Hall?
Sincerely,
Pooping on the Parade
Dear Pooping on the Parade,
You see, I love dogs, so there is no way we are getting rid of them.
I suggest we get lasers to get rid of the poop. We were able to change our brand to OKCU, we should have it in the budget to zap out the poop.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
How do we save all of the dead pigeons?
Sincerely,
Viva la Pigeon
Dear Viva la Pigeon,
A list of potential ways we can save the pigeons:
- Create a giant net,
- create a house for them,
- let them live in your room (if bugs can reside there, so can birds),
- feed them (don’t give them caf food, that may be what’s causing them to die), or
- graffiti the school with your message, “VIVA LA PIGEON.”
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
Will the dorms actually survive?
Sincerely,
Kind of Worried
Dear Kind of Worried,
The two main dorms for upperclassmen are called Methodist and Cokesbury.
The words meth and coke are literally in the names.
Does that answer your question?
Crazy Kazoo Lady has life experience and is ready to share it with the world. She’ll answer your questions and give you advice on everyday problems. Email any questions to chawthorne@my.okcu.edu.
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