In this week’s column, I tackle health, waking up early and how to hit on women who wear headphones. 
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
How do I get up for my 8 a.m. class?
Sincerely,
Early to Bed, Early to Rise
Dear Early to Bed, Early to Rise,
The simple way to get up early is to have so much anxiety about being late that you do not get any sleep the night before.
Or wake up five minutes before your class and arrive in your pajamas. If you sleep naked, you’re going to have a problem.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
I have the goal to get healthy this year. What advice do you have?
Sincerely,
Healthy for the Win
Dear Healthy for the Win,
According to the internet, this is how you get healthy:
- Go to the gym.
- Eat healthy.
- Ingest weight loss pills.
- Give up on sugar.
- Give up on happiness.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
How do I talk to a girl who has her headphones in?
Sincerely,
Guy
Dear Guy,
Don’t.
Crazy Kazoo Lady has life experience and is ready to share it with the world. She’ll answer your questions and give you advice on everyday problems. Email any questions to chawthorne@my.okcu.edu.
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