GUESS WHO’S BACK? BACK AGAIN! KAZOO’S BACK! TELL A FRIEND!
Welcome back to school and welcome to the class of 2022, a.k.a., the class where everyone was born in the 2000s and is now making me feel horrible about myself.
In this week’s column, I’ll be tackling fitting in, falling out and ritual sacrifice.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
What do you do when you face plant in front of your professors?
Sincerely,
Clumsy
Dear Clumsy,
I get it. We all fall on our faces sometimes. You ran at the edge of the cliff, and you just happened to fall off.
Excuse it as performance art. It’s your new movement piece where you explore how people in authority react to those in need.
It will win an APO award if you try really hard.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
I feel pretty isolated on campus, and I feel like I’m not adjusting to college life just yet. Any advice on how to get through it?
Sincerely,
Wanting to Fit In
Dear Wanting to Fit In,
Here’s a list of things to do during your first week of college:
- Decorate your dorm room
- Buy snacks
- Go to the basement of Gold Star
- Join in the sacred ritual of initiation into this campus
- Jump through the ring of fire and go make a virgin sacrifice
#gostars
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
My goal this semester is to get rid of toxic people in my life, but I want to end on okay terms. Any advice on how to do so?
Sincerely,
Cleansing
Dear Cleansing,
Bug spray.
Crazy Kazoo Lady has life experience and is ready to share it with the world. She’ll answer your questions and give you advice on everyday problems. Email any questions to chawthorne@my.okcu.edu.
Leave a Reply