Since the election cycle still has not ended, this week’s column is all about answering your questions on Student Government Association, politics and my love affairs.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
Where does the money to fund SGA come from?
Sincerely,
Brokeback College
Dear Brokeback College,
The money to fund SGA can be found in many places. Examples
- Trees
- In the OCU tunnels
- In the toilets of the Dean’s Suite
- In the recycling bins outside of Methodist dorms
- In the wallets of our dead donors
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
What’s the deal with the runoff election?
Sincerely,
Politically Concerned
Dear Politically Concerned,
Well…
I found “the election” outside of Alvin’s, smoking a cigarette. Donned in a red dress, they looked utterly lonely, sad and hot.
I took them to my apartment, and we’ve been doing dirty things ever since…
Cleaning the toilet. We have been cleaning the toilet because this election is full of s&*t.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
Why should we be involved in politics?
Sincerely,
Upright Citizen
Dear Upright Citizen,
Until we transfer to Hogwarts and get magic wands, our only hope to make change is by getting involved in politics.
So vote. Dude. C’mon.
Crazy Kazoo Lady has life experience and is ready to share it with the world. She’ll answer your questions and give you advice on everyday problems. Email any questions to chawthorne@my.okcu.edu.
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