In this week’s column, I tackle hunger, free time, and peaches.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
How do I fix my hunger?
Sincerely,
Hungry like the Wolf
Dear Hungry like the Wolf,
Are you hungry like an Arctic wolf or hungry like a Harry Potter the moon is up and I eat my children kind of wolf?
If you’re the first one, eat more protein. If you’re the second one, I recommend transferring.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
How do I fill up my free time?
Sincerely,
I don’t know what to do with myself
Dear I don’t know what to do with myself,
In your free time, become a superhero.
Things you can be a superhero for:
1. Picking up trash
2. Giving pennies to people on 23rd street
3. Bringing Canes to me
4. Bringing flu shots to the whole Bass School of Music
5. Bringing a new life plan to the theater school
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
Should I see Call Me by Your Name?
Sincerely,
Gay Italian Cinema Connoisseur
Dear Gay Italian Cinema Connoisseur
I have not seen Call Me by Your Name yet. All I know is that there is a scene where the lead guy has sex with a peach. And not the emoji kind.
In other words, I have not seen this movie yet, but there is one thing that I do know:
I wanna fornicate with a peach.
Crazy Kazoo Lady has life experience and is ready to share it with the world. She’ll answer your questions and give you advice on everyday problems. Email any questions to chawthorne@my.okcu.edu.
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