This week’s column is about bagels, stress, and casting.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
What’s the best way to eat a bagel?
Sincerely,
I’m Hungry
Dear I’m Hungry,
Hi, Hungry, I’m dad.
Fill the bagel with cream cheese, ice cream, clotted cream, foot cream, pimple cream, and deep fry it.
We’re in the South, we’ve seen much worse.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
How do I stop stress eating?
Sincerely,
Eating my Feelings
Dear Eating my Feelings,
I suggest replacing the eating with something else. A few suggestions:
Stress sitting
Stress knitting
Stress spitting
Stress shitting
Stress crying
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
How do I get cast?
Sincerely,
Star-Starved
Dear Star-Starved,
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That’s all.
Crazy Kazoo Lady has life experience and is ready to share it with the world. She’ll answer your questions and give you advice on everyday problems. Email any questions to chawthorne@my.okcu.edu.
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