Today’s column is about coldness, loneliness, and fan fiction.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
How do I stay warm?
Sincerely,
Ice Ice Baby
Dear Ice Ice Baby,
Carry a fire with you everywhere. The neanderthals did it… so can you.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
What Netflix show should I binge?
Sincerely,
Bored, Sad, and Alone
Dear Bored, Sad, and Alone
Same.
The only thing I can recommend from Netflix is The 10 Year Plan, a Hallmark-esque movie that is very gay and has a lot of male nudity.
It is the best goddamn movie I’ve ever watched.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
What is your favorite fanfiction?
Sincerely,
Mrs. Draco Malfoy
Dear Mrs. Draco Malfoy
You may assume my favorite fanfic is My Immortal, or She Wants the B, but my personal favorite is one where Jesus and Hitler fall in love and have a baby named Jimothy.
I’ve bonded with many close friends over it.
Crazy Kazoo Lady has life experience and is ready to share it with the world. She’ll answer your questions and give you advice on everyday problems. Email any questions to chawthorne@my.okcu.edu.
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