Abby McBroom, music education senior, considers herself an average Twitter user. Each of her questions comes from a Twitter question account.
Q: How long could you go without talking?
A: Three hours.
Q: If you were the ruler of the world, what is one law would you make?
A: French fries are free.
Q: Have you ever bought a present for someone that they hated/disliked?
A: I don’t think so, but I’m really bad at getting presents for people, so maybe they just didn’t tell me.
Q: If you saw someone drop a £10 note, would you claim it for your own or try to return it to them?
A: I’d say, “Hey, you dropped your money! Can I have it? Just kidding.” I’d give it back.
Q: What would you refuse to do for one million dollars?
A: Murder.
Q: Where do you not mind waiting?
A: The Wanda L. Bass School of Music atrium because the windows are big, and I can look outside.
Q: How far can you fling a peanut with your toes?
A: I don’t know. Probably not very far. Probably a couple feet.
Q: What’s your favorite joke?
A: Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Orange
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Q: If you were a man for a day, what’s the first thing you would do?
A: Play with my ding-a-ling.
Q: How seriously do you take horoscopes?
A: Not at all.
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