This column deals with Thanksgiving bodies, stones, and procrastination.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
I ate way too much for Thanksgiving break. How do I get back in track?
Sincerely,
Post-Thanksgiving Bod
Dear Post-Thanksgiving Bod,
Some use the Paleo diet. Some use the Whole 30. What do I use to keep my somewhat mediocre shape?
It’s the, “Crazy-Kazoo diet!”
I don’t live off of food. I live off the sounds of the Kazoo in my room that says “Jesus loves me.”
Try it for the only five payments of $99.99!
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
If one were to travel about 50 miles outside of Oklahoma City perpendicular to the Gold Star Tower near ground level you will find a strange stack of stones. Now, I got into an argument with a friend of mine about this around 1998. He claims they are left over from the formation of the earth’s crust, and that they were later re-arranged by something we call an “Oklahoma Doodly-Bug.” I do not know about that but one time when I was out hanging out around the rocks I recall seeing about 15 crows lined up in a geometric pattern and they were screaming at me wanting something. Exactly what that “something” was, well, I have no idea. Today on my way to work, I was followed by eight crows, each was a color of the rainbow and the brightest one turned to me as if to say “hurry boy, I’m waiting here for you.”
What can I possibly do to drag myself away from them?
Sincerely,
Some Guy
Dear Some Guy,
Why should you is the better question.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
How do I stop procrastinating?
Sincerely,
Procrastinator
Dear Procrastinator,
Well, judging from the fact that procrastination was the reason this column didn’t go up last week, I am not one to give advice on that.
Crazy Kazoo Lady has life experience and is ready to share it with the world. She’ll answer your questions and give you advice on everyday problems. Email any questions to chawthorne@my.okcu.edu.
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