In this week’s article, we deal with Halloween, writer’s block, and nudes.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
What should I dress up as for Halloween?
Sincerely,
The Ghost of the Real Alvin’s
Dear the Ghost of the Real Alvin’s,
Bring the Ecletic Henry back (and my baked ziti).
Costume Ideas:
1. Dress all in black (so you can be a theatre major)
2. Draw black lines under your eyes and get really sick (so you can be a music major)
3. Wear shorts and yell a lot (so you can be an OCU athlete)
4. Drink a lot of coffee (so you can be an English major)
5. Wear khakis (so you can be any male teacher at OCU)
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
How do I take better nudes?
Sincerely,
Jary Gohnson
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
I didn’t vote for you.
Second, the only people who want nudes are photographers who are way too overpriced, and people who are blind.
Keep them to yourself, and learn what Aleppo is instead.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
How do I deal with writer’s block?
Sincerely,
Brain Dead
Dear Brain Dead,
Drink some overpriced iced coffee and hit your head against a wall.
Crazy Kazoo Lady has life experience and is ready to share it with the world. She’ll answer your questions and give you advice on everyday problems. Email any questions to chawthorne@my.okcu.edu.
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