In this week’s article, we deal with the school tunnels, death, and somehow, MORE BUGS.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
What’s really in the school tunnels?
Sincerely,
A Curious Cat
Dear A Curious Cat,
I hope you’re not dead, because curiosity can kill you (no laughs? okay).
Anyway, according to urban legend, the ghosts of OCU student’s sanity roams late at night. They cause a lot of mischief, including causing the Gold Star to flood.
If you run into them, give them a twinkie and they’ll leave you alone.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
How do you live knowing you have one year to live?
Sincerely,
I Asked this Person for a Fake Name, but They Never Replied Back
Dear I Asked this Person for a Fake Name, but They Never Replied Back,
Things to do if you have one year to live:
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Eat a lot of unhealthy stuff
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Steal the Declaration of Independence
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Flash the president
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Flash someone you like
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Get a puppy and name it Paco
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
There’s been a lot of bug problems in the dorms lately. Not only do people have bug bites, but everyone has started to grow extra limbs. What do we do?
Sincerely,
It’s Getting all Kaftka Up in Here
Dear It’s Getting all Kaftka Up in Here,
Take all the people who have grown extra limbs and start an “arm”y.
Crazy Kazoo Lady has life experience and is ready to share it with the world. She’ll answer your questions and give you advice on everyday problems. Email any questions to chawthorne@my.okcu.edu.
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