Today, we discuss Venmo, revenge, and John Cena.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
Why is John Cena so cool?
Sincerely,
DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH
Dear DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH,
2015 called. It wants its meme back.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
Why is my foot asleep?
Sincerely,
Sir Fiddlywinks
Dear Sir Fiddlywinks,
Ahh, Fiddlywinks, King of the Fiddlywink dynasty. Your great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfater killed my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great second cousin twice removed Sir Flurberdurb. You now rule the mighty village of Fugawi (outside of Greenland, look it up), which should belong to us, but does not.
So to answer your question, the reason why your foot is asleep is because the ghosts of the Flurberdurb dynasty are attacking your foot with one needle each, so we can eventually dismember your foot, so you will no longer be able to be king of Fugawi. We will take over, and rule once more.
Dear Crazy Kazoo Lady,
How do I work VenMo?
Sincerely,
Suckish at Technology
Dear Suckish at Technology,
Venmo is the man’s way of getting us to put all of our money on the internet so the government can take it, creating robots to take over the world. Why do you think we have to pay taxes again?
But if you want to be a part of this mess, I highly recommend sending your credit card and bank account information to my email (chawthorne@my.okcu.edu), and I will very much do it for you. Send other questions here as well!
Crazy Kazoo Lady has life experience and is ready to share it with the world. She’ll answer your questions and give you advice on everyday problems. Email any questions to chawthorne@my.okcu.edu.
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