Noelle Bradley, dance management senior, answers the true pressing questions of today. In the world’s fastest rapid-fire interview, Bradley discusses everything from capitalism to cannibalism.
Q: If you could have only one muscle on your body be really really really buff, which muscle would it be?
A: My eyebrow muscle?
Q: What is something you’d like to receive in the mail today?
A: A check
Q: Which starch should we eliminate from the earth?
A: Corn
Q: How many times have you cried at a birthday party?
A: At least seven
Q: When was the last time you felt disgruntled?
A: Right now
Q: Sing me a song.
A: “Twinkle, twinkle, little star”
Q: If you could only use one piece of silverware for the rest of your life, which one would you pick?
A: For sure a tiny spoon!
Q: From now on, you can only see in one color. Which color do you choose?
A: Blue
Q: What’s your middle name?
A: Elizabeth
Q: Pick a new middle name for yourself.
A: Shawna
Q: Have you ever seen a ghost?
A: No!
Q: What is the weird midnight snack you eat when no one is watching?
A: Peanut butter
Q: What is one vacation you will NEVER take?
A: Um, a beach?
Q: What flavor are you?
A: Chocolate
Q: When you bite your skin, do you consider it cannibalism?
A: Obviously not
Q: What is your definition of capitalism?
A: Doin’ whatever you want and making money
Q: If you spent the rest of your life inside a taxidermied animal, which animal would you choose?
A: A fox
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