Entering the last week of classes, I have been thinking about all the things I have secretly wanted to do this year. For seniors, this week could be their last chance to take some risks and live it up.
I developed a bucket list by major, offering one last challenge for each OCU student before summer break.
1. Dance majors: Eat an entire cheesecake on the main floor of the dance school.
2. Nursing majors: pretend to be a cadaver for a day.
3. Design and production majors: Walk calmly into scene shop, scream, knock everything over, and run out as fast as you can.
4. Acting majors: Walk in front of Lance in a slow, curved, non-Dukes of Hazzard turn.
5. English majors: Skim a book for fun, without writing about and without telling anyone your opinion.
6. Mass Comm majors: Post about all your professors on social media.
7. Music theater majors: See how long you can get away with lip-syncing your lesson.
8. Science majors: Pour the contents of the chemistry lab aqueous waste receptacle down the sink drain.
9. Business majors: Slide down the Meinders stairs on a mattress.
10. Religion majors: Throw a rager in the chapel.
11. Music majors: Prepare your senior recital masterpiece: Hot Cross Buns
12. Psychology majors: Tell your friends to shut up and listen to you for once.
13. Education majors: Take children to the top of the Goldstar building, and leave them unattended.
14. Film majors: Film a horror movie in Alvin’s starring Linda.
If your major is not on this list, add it to the comments!
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