We are in the midst of senior recitals and political campaigns, so I decided to combine the two.
Here are the hypothetical songs and titles of senior recitals given by the four main candidates for President of the United States of America.
1. “A Musical Revolution is Coming: A Senior Recital by Bernie Sanders”
– Robin Hood and Lil’ John by Roger Miller
– Keep on Rockin’ in the Free World by Neil Young
– Free Ride by Edgar Winter Group
2. “Music for America: A Senior Recital by Hillary Clinton”
– Run the World (Girls) by Beyoncé
– If the Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s Me by Jimmy Buffet
– Edge of Glory by Lady Gaga
3. “Make Recitals Great Again: A Senior Recital by Donald Trump”
– The Wall by Johnny Cash
– Material Girl by Madonna
– Sue Me Sue You Blues by George Harrison
4. “Reigniting the Promise of Recitals: A Senior Recital by Ted Cruz”
– All My Exes Live in Texas by George Strait
– Get Em’ Out By Friday by Genesis
– Gimme Back my Bullets by Lynard Skynard
Feel free to add to these sets by commenting below.
I’m Still Here: A Senior Recital by John Kasich
– “Again I Go Unnoticed” by Dashboard Professional
– “Don’t Forget to Remember Me” by Carrie Underwood
– “Stand By Me” by Ben E. King