Now that Justice Scalia has passed away, President Obama has the opportunity to appoint a new Supreme Court Justice. Here are 10 predictions of respectable candidates that he may choose.
1. Pope Francis
Though his busy schedule, old age, bias toward the Catholic Church, and lack of U.S. citizenship might pose potential problems, the desire for justice is there.
2. CatDog
This little rascal can see both sides of every issue.
3. Bill Nye
He’s already got the main features down: he’s old, white, male, and wears formal clothing. Plus, he’s a rational, matter of fact guy.
4. Lin Manuel Miranda
He knows a lot about politics, right? I mean, he wrote Hamilton.
5. Misty Copeland
She can balance.
6. Big Bird
What could be more just than a right-winged AND left-winged character.
7. Michelle Obama
She’ll strong-arm Obama into it.
8. Jeb Bush
Now that he’s not running for president, he has tons of free time!
9. Kevin Durant
He’s already mastered one court.
10. Julie Andrews
America’s grandma would be a great candidate! She has great babysitting skills, which could come in handy when dealing with politicians. Additionally, she has political experience as Queen of Genovia, and she is the true fair lady.
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