There is a recurring societal trend in which a young, lovely, talented person marries a pud (someone with less personality than a potato).
While many pears are fretting over Valentine’s Day plans, we single folks can lay back and appreciate the lack of pressure to be romantic.
“I had never heard of him before, but I knew I had seen his face somewhere,” Bergman said. “I realized he was the guy from that Intel commercial.”
“I admit I was repulsed by the bedbugs at first, but my feelings changed over the month I spent with them,” Jenkins said.
“Seatbelts are for losers and whippersnappers,” said Darryl McAlester, DMV driving instructor. “Everyone knows that. It’s an alternative fact.”
“Don’t get me wrong – I appreciate any scholarship I can get, but it seemed like a lot for $50.”
John Smith, business senior, spent his Christmas break vacationing in Costa Rica and is still there, due to a flight cancellation.
Nobody has time to watch all of these new movies, but we can relate to these photos from them. I added my own captions.
Students will use several different methods to make it through this week and finish this insane semester. Here are some illustrated death week stories.
Here are some hidden Cyber Monday gems that I feel empowered to expose to the public.
No one looks forward to discussing their future, romantic life, or political views with nosy relatives. Here are some ideas to make this Thanksgiving bearable.
Students expressed concern about the changes America will experience with the new president. Change is inevitable, but we can count on these to stay the same:
I created a list of claims I’ve heard against millennials and OCU students and backed them up with pictures.
Everybody knows some typical Halloween tales. The following short stories don’t involve monsters or graveyards, but I’d argue that they are just as scary.
If you’re going to compete in a pageant, don’t be afraid to choose a talent that deviates from the norm. I’m no pageant expert, but here are some ideas.
Regardless of our political views, OCU students cannot deny a few core similarities we share with the Republican presidential nominee.
I experienced another college campus over the weekend and realized all the details about OCU that I took for granted or assumed were normal.
I took period classics and millennialized them, making them more #relatable.
At small schools, dating within majors can get sketchy. Dating someone different than you can be scary, but this extensive guide will prepare you for anything.
A day at the Aduddell Fitness Center truly showcases the diversity OCU has to offer. Here are some generalized profiles.
Many OCU students were awoken by the 5.6 magnitude earthquake Saturday. Here are some products to prevent you and your home from getting so shaken up next time.
While reading about the national parks, I discovered some startling similarities between the parks and areas of the OCU campus. Prepare to be amazed.
Maybe I just missed everyone, but it seemed like every Olympic event or person somehow related to OCU. Here are a few of the connections I made:
I’ve been thinking about all the things I have secretly wanted to do this year, so I developed a bucket list by major.
We often get stuck in the negative parts of life. Here is a reminder that, while we have plenty of work to do, our world is not a terrible or hopeless place.
The university has made housing improvement a priority for future projects and budgets. Here are eight more projects in the works to improve residence life.