John Mulaney couldn’t make it to OCU for a show, so we brought in his brother, Jimmy, instead. Here are the highlights from his set about OCU.
The college lifestyle makes some resolutions difficult, but OCU students have all the resources they need, if they look closely enough.
Santa Claus may be secluded up in the North Pole for most of the year, but he stays up to date with the news across the world. Here are his thoughts on recent events.
Uncle Buck doesn’t have a job, but he loves discussing politics and slightly uncomfortable topics the Thanksgiving dinner table.
Here are 10 qualities we’re looking for and 10 potential candidates that have them. Any of the following choices would be perfect for the OCU presidency.
Betty, the 89-year old Catholic Sunday school teacher, loves keeping up with the news (via newspapers and the radio) and sharing her opinions with her classes.
Many students expressed fear and revulsion when they found a cockroach near the hummus in the caf. Those who got to know little Steve, however, found him to be quite a hoot.
Gary the Ghost is a world-renowned Halloween icon and news expert.
Mick, the 20-year-old Domino’s pizza boy, works the night delivery shift and lives in his parents’ basement by day. Here are the opinions he has to share.
Stacy Smith-Jones has been modeling her eyebrows since she moved in with her boyfriend, Chad, an eyebrow sculptor, best known for tackling Kardashian unibrows.
Travis the Payless shoe salesman has twin Pomeranians named Darcy and Davis. In his free time, he enjoys sitting in saunas, watching sailboats and brewing tea.
Richie the ruffian is a little punk from Nichols Hills who enjoys video games, anime, pizza, and terrorizing his exhausted mother, Phylis.
Granny Perkins lives a simple life in her cozy Wisconsin cottage. Here are her thoughts on this week’s stories.
Hillari Miller, vegan suburban mom and part-time yoga instructor, leads a busy life but prides herself in her ability to keep up with the current news.
Sybil Tubb, a 19th century reporter from the Pioneer Enquirer, brings the most recent news to breeding grounds near you.
As OCU welcomes a new class of freshmen to campus, officials emphasize that students are individuals. However, most freshmen fit into specific groups.
Even with the rapidly approaching final papers, projects and exams, students manage to find time to procrastinate due to a number of distractions.
There’s one thing almost all college kids have in common: they’re broke. Here are some ways to prevent going further down the pit of debt.
Sometimes, you feel shitty about yourself. That’s not productive, so here are some ways to stop your self-abuse.
Q: Why couldn’t the theatre students read their new play?
A: Cause they hadn’t taken it Out of the Box!
Dr. Jorge Washington, history professor, claims that his use of multiple fonts helps students soak up knowledge from his PowerPoint presentations.
If you identify with any of he following symptoms, you too have fallen victim to this spring (break) fever.
OCU may be more famous for producing Tony Award-winning performers, but several Oscar-winning movies have plots inspired by the OCU campus.
There is a recurring societal trend in which a young, lovely, talented person marries a pud (someone with less personality than a potato).
While many pears are fretting over Valentine’s Day plans, we single folks can lay back and appreciate the lack of pressure to be romantic.