Morgan Haney, music theater senior, reveals her passions and views on important matters like children, musicals and buttons.
Q: What is your ultimate life dream?
A: I want to be able to successfully act and direct.
Q: Please describe your favorite button.
A: I like the buttons that have stitching on them. I like buttons with two holes, not four.
Q: If you could choose a guest to visit OCU, who would you pick?
A: They were trying to bring Trevor Noah in, and I would love that.
Q: If you had your own reality TV show, what would be the focus?
A: It would be on all the zany people in my life. I have zany friends.
Q: What’s the worst musical you’ve ever heard?
A: Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark
Q: In a potential spouse, is it a deal breaker or deal maker if they traded their entire bank account for a Broadway role?
A: Deal maker for sure. That’s dedication to your craft.
Q: If you could become the mother of a famous historical figure, who would be your child?
A: Eleanor Roosevelt
Q: If you could pick the location for the hottest new professional theater, where would you put it?
A: San Francisco, and I would make the living cost cheaper.
Q: Would you rather become a well-renowned Broadway theater critic who terrifies everyone or be a nominee for the first ever Tony Award for best theater usher (but you don’t win)?
A: Best theater usher
Q: What is a role you want to play that would surprise people?
A: I want to play the witch in Into the Woods. I’ve done “Cinderella” and the “Bakers Wife,” neither of which is surprising.
Q: Who is your greatest artistic role model?
A: Jessie Mueller
Q: What is your biggest fashion regret?
A: I went through a dressing like a boy phase in middle school. Like basketball shorts. It’s atrocious.
Q: What would be your first move if you found out you’ve had an identical twin this whole time?
A: I would submit us for Survivor, for sure. I’ve always looked for a way to get on Survivor. That’s my in!
Q: Are you more of a crossword or sudoku kind of gal?
A: Crossword, absolutely. I like both.
Q: What is something that few people know about you?
A: I know a lot of vacation Bible school songs in Spanish.
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