Meghan Webb, theater for young audiences junior, answers life changing questions about everything from crackers to cars.
Q: What is something you wish they sold in the OCU bookstore?
A: I wish they still sold food. Especially the microwave burritos.
Q: What is the ultimate dream?
A: To have happiness in life.
Q: What is the weirdest thing a child has ever said to you?
A: Oh gosh. Okay, this one time, these kids were playing an improv game. They were in a taxi, and the kid asked, “Where to?” and the girl in the taxi was dressed as Betsy Ross. She says, “It’s 2016! I’m dead! Go to the graveyard!”
Q: What is one thing you wish you could change about OCU?
A: I wish that children’s theatre was a bigger deal.
Q: What song makes you want to stab your eye out?
A: “Party Rock Anthem”
Q: What are your thoughts on milk?
A: Milk? I love it.
Q: Do you believe in any conspiracy theories?
A: No, but I had a teacher who was really into the 9/11 conspiracies.
Q: If you had to change your entire name, what would you change it to?
A: I’d probably do something Phoebe Buffay-esque. Like how she changed it to “Princess Consuela Bananahammock,” or something crazy like that.
Q: Who would you like to nominate as a third-party candidate for the presidential election?
A: Leslie Knope
Q: On a scale of 1-10, how much do you like Saltine crackers?
A: Oh, you know, like a 4.5. I’d give a 10 to those cheese crackers that have peanut butter in them.
Q: Describe the ideal children’s theatre play.
A: I really like stuff by Suzan Zeder. Stuff that isn’t too heavy in participation but focuses on issues that really pertain to the kids.
Q: What is your guilty pleasure?
Q: If you could have constant access to a vending machine filled with one thing, what would you fill it with?
Q: Who is your biggest celebrity crush?
A: Chris Colfer, but he’s gay, so…
Q: What is your dream vehicle?
A: I like my Camry, that’s nice.
Q: What is something most people don’t know about you?
A: I know how to knit now. That’s a new thing!
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