We are in the midst of March Madness, and there have been a lot of upsets. If you are sick of letting sports teams determine your success, this hypothetical bracket is the perfect solution.
Here are the results of the sweet sixteen battles in Musical March Madness.
1. Daddy Warbucks vs Simba
Winner: Daddy Warbucks
Looks like the son won’t come out tomorrow after all.
2. Friends of the ABC in Les Miserables vs The non-plants in Little Shop of Horrors
No one wins. Everyone dies.
3. Batboy vs Milky White
Another dead cow.
4. Hedwig vs All the newsies
Winner: All the newsies
They seized more than the day and won by an inch.
5. Phantom vs Mary Poppins
Mary will still think of him fondly.
6. Peggy Schuyler vs Guy who has maggots in his scrotum
Winner: Peggy Schuyler
He was helpless but she’s satisfied.
7. Cathy vs Elle Woods
Winner: Elle Woods
A vicious battle. There was blood in the water, and it lasted five years.
8. Peter Pan vs Billy Elliot
Winner: Billy Elliot
Peter never grew up.
Here are my predictions of the entire bracket. Comment your own predictions. Since none of these battles have actually happened, you can never be wrong!